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Black Girls Prepare cofounders Shaun-Teka Joyner and Amber Morgan tell you why your earthquake kit sucks

The big one is coming, folks. Don’t fool yourselves. In California, it’ll be a devastating earthquake. In Florida, a disastrous hurricane. In Nevada, a crippling water shortage and dust storms. And in New York, I dunno… tainted avocados?

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