On the eternal, unyielding embarrassment of being a Democrat

RIP in peace to Rip Torn, the god. 

Being a Democrat means grinning and gritting while everyone in your party trips over their dicks at every possible opportunity. It means being aligned with an intensely weak power structure that cowers at the idea of achieving any kind of power and constantly excuses itself for every one of its predictable failures. It really is a shit party. 

Donald Trump vs. The Squad© takes? We got ’em. 

Sucker-ass cowards like Chris Cillizza? We shot ’em. 

The primary season is a race to the bottom.